Over at Buttafly, you can create your own Mad-Lib type Obama quote.
“I think it’s time we had a national conversation about groin kicks. We need to get past all the fleas and recognize that we are our own best hope for overcoming rabies. We need bunnies, not hippies. Bunnies are our educational improvement. And we need to have change in groin kicks.”
Bunnies, not hippies. How profound. 
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These people haven’t had Optimism for fifty years. So you can’t be surprised if they get bitter and cling to their Checkwriters and their Roaches and their Zombies. That’s what my campaign is about. Teaching all the little people in this country that they can have Burritos
“I think it’s time we had a national conversation about hate speech. We need to get past all the Child Porn and recognize that we are our own best hope for overcoming Communists. We need Gin, not Crack Heads. Gin are our love. And we need to have change in hate speech.”
“These people haven’t had love for fifty years. So you can’t be surprised if they get bitter and cling to their Child Porn and their Crack Heads and their Communists. That’s what my campaign is about. Teaching all the little people in this country that they can have Gin.”
“You know, there’s a lot of talk in this country about hate speech. Well I think Americans are tired of the same old Child Porn. Ordinary Americans believe in Gin, they want less Crack Heads, they just aren’t sure if their leaders believe in love.”
I love this, I had to post all three.
LOL! Fun stuff Melo! Thanks.
“You know, there’s a lot of talk in this country about lemmings. Well I think Americans are tired of the same old Obamaniacs. Ordinary Americans believe in freedoms, they want less anti-Americanism, they just aren’t sure if their leaders believe in democracy.”
“I think it’s time we had a national conversation about lemmings. We need to get past all the Obamaniacs and recognize that we are our own best hope for overcoming marxists. We need freedoms, not anti-Americanism. Freedoms are our democracy. And we need to have change in lemmings.”
LOL I forgot to post my third one.
Note: I switched it up a bit.
“These people have had democracy for fifty years. So you should be surprised if they get bitter and cling to their Obamaniacs and their anti-Americanism and their marxists. That’s what my campaign is about. Teaching all the little people in this country that they can’t have freedoms.”
“I think it’s time we had a national conversation about Hydrogen Ballooning. We need to get past all the weed wackers and recognize that we are our own best hope for overcoming Faustian bargains. We need Winnebagos, not nannie goats. Winnebagos are our Helium Ballooning. And we need to have change in Hydrogen Ballooning.”
“These people haven’t had Helium Ballooning for fifty years. So you can’t be surprised if they get bitter and cling to their weed wackers and their nannie goats and their Faustian bargains. That’s what my campaign is about. Teaching all the little people in this country that they can have Winnebagos.”
“You know, there’s a lot of talk in this country about Hydrogen Ballooning. Well I think Americans are tired of the same old weed wackers. Ordinary Americans believe in Winnebagos, they want less nannie goats, they just aren’t sure if their leaders believe in Helium Ballooning.”
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